Dipping the quill back in ink, careening down from the skies to hand out NFL Week 4 awards. After Jaxson Dart went out Week 2, early, I hid in the shadows, waiting for the NFL Draft, the season lost. But like the 2026 New York Giants, I am back and better than Washington, DC. Here […]
The Washington Commanders stole their first win of the season at home, a 33-31 victory over the defending Super Bowl champions. Marcus Mariota in for the fallen Jayden Daniels. Sam Darnold returned after a quick, early exit in the season-opener. Here are 7 takeaways from the Commanders 33-31 Win Over the Seahawks 1. Washington is […]
Jayden Daniels popped his macaroni, again, defending Bowlers with their QB back—Seahawks over Commanders echoing off the chamber walls heading into their Week 3 bout. A nor’easter wrecking the coast, Washington’s field slushed, swamped—the Commanders opened the game with a 3-and-out. Offense’s heads bowed as they trot back to NPC mode, hitting emotes in timely […]
This is a special peek of the Deadseriousness newsletter Let’s Get This Dread, in which I, Lester Lee, send exclusive funny, not boring Algorithm slop. Sign up here to get it in your inbox. Welcome to Extra Points, the new weekly (eh, we’ll see) NFL, where I yap about the moments from Sunday’s slate […]
The Pittsburgh Steelers lost their first of many games this season, 3-20 L to the New England Patriots. 235 total yards of offense, just 3.5 yards per play—their offense predictable, stale, ineffective. Ass. “The reality of it is the detail’s not there, and that’s on coaching,” McCarthy said. “Starts with me. I’m calling the offense. […]
Down to the backup’s backup on day one, Michael Penix Jr and Tua Tagovailoa dramatically eyeing each other in the training room—there can only be one main character—while the team’s practicing, improving, playing football. Cooper Rush couldn’t survive—10-for-17 with 2 interceptions in the Falcons 3-34 disaster class against the Carolina Panthers—falling to 0-2. Directionless, answerless. […]
Big “everyone’s gonna die” energy as Lanterns Episode 5 converges all of our characters upon Rushville for the ultimate shootout between Green Lanterns, shape-shifting kamikaze aliens and a Manhunter shielded by an entire town indebted to her, sworn to protect her from the aforementioned threats. Bet. [RELATED: Lester’s TV Review: Lanterns Episode 4—Everyone’s Having Alien […]
The 2026 NFL season upon us. Touchdowns, frustrating punts on 4th and short, maddening referee make-up calls, waterboarded with DraftKings and FanDuel ads, potato chips dipped by the pound. We are so back. Let’s hand out some NFL Week 1 Awards. First, the heck is going on in Wisconsin?… The “Spongebob, Whole Operation Under Water” […]
You would think New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft would be a massive Macklemore fan. Macklemore’s big hit “Thrift Store”, an ode celebrating the happiness, thrill, joy of discovering hidden gems at low-budget clearance houses—much like the Orchids of Asia spa Robert Kraft used to fly to Florida to get happy endings from non-English-speaking, desperate […]
Yankees Ace Cam Schlittler is having one of the best pitching seasons ever. On Sunday, another quality start, duh, 6 scoreless innings, 1 hit, 2 walks and 8 Ks, Yankees win 2-0 over the New York Mets to win the 9/11 Subway Series. The Yankees won. #NeverForget. With two weeks left in the season, Schlittler’s […]
Last year, before the start of the 2025-26 NBA season, the FBI kicked down the Clippers doors, demanding to speak with head coach Ty Lue regarding his participation in illegal poker games—the mafia tricking marks into losing hundreds of thousands using equipment to manipulate cards and celebrities like Ty Lue to launder the game’s reputation. […]
Chicago Bears beat the Carolina Panthers 59-37 in the highest-scoring season opener in NFL history. Bears head coach Ben Johnson said he wanted to be the highest-scoring offense and lapped the previous highest-scoring offense—the 2013 Denver Broncos scored 37.9 a game—Chicago adding 21 of them thangs on Day 1. Mustached Caleb Williams, 334 total yards […]
Last season, Brian Daboll turned Jaxson Dart into a battering ram, QB-dive spams—shortening the rookie’s NFL lifespan, and actual real lifespan—but quick, easy auto-first downs for a head coach desperate to keep his New Jersey home. (He did not get to keep his New Jersey home) Daboll won the 2022 Coach of the Year trophy—9 […]
Week 1, 49-21 dub over Ohio, the Huskers collecting 523 total offensive yards, touchdowns in each quarter, no turnovers, Annihilation. Senior QB from UNLV, Anthony Colandrea, 275 pass yards and 4 touchdowns (3 passing, 1 rushing)—including a 12-play, 75-yard touchdown drive on the first possession, overcoming his own fumble on a messy handoff—and a 7-play, […]
New England Patriots down 10-13, feet up, comfy in field goal range. Barring an embarrassing, psyche-destroying missed field goal, sending Patriots kicker Andy Borregales into a downward spiral, alcohol on his breath at the team facility tomorrow, fights with the Mrs., nights spent looking for fights, soon, the voices arrive… OR A miraculous field goal […]
Typically, I would’ve written about the 2026 MLB Trade Deadline, like, within 24 hours of it occurring. But here at Deadseriousness.com, The Last Sports Blog, we do not handcuff ourselves to the whims of the algorithm. No, we’re going to talk about the trade deadline, like, a month later. So here is the good, the […]
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